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PostSubject: Your Favourite Jokes   Your Favourite Jokes I_icon_minitimeMon Nov 23, 2009 7:25 pm

I like the type of jokes that cause temporary confusion before the joke dawns on people.

My favourite in that category has to be this:

When I die, I want to die just like my grandpa, quietly and in his sleep. (pause)

Not kicking and screaming like his passengers! Your Favourite Jokes Icon_eek Your Favourite Jokes Fresse

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PostSubject: Re: Your Favourite Jokes   Your Favourite Jokes I_icon_minitimeTue Nov 24, 2009 12:51 pm

There's 3 type of people in this world

Those that can count and those that can't!

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PostSubject: Re: Your Favourite Jokes   Your Favourite Jokes I_icon_minitimeSun Nov 29, 2009 1:42 am

Italian guy " When I finish makin aluv toa my girlafriend I go down anda gently tickle da back of her knees, she floatsa 6 inches off the bed!"

Frenchman " Zats nothing, wen I finish wiv ze girl I kiss er all the way down her body zen likck ze soles of her feet, she floats 12inchs in the air!"

Englishman "When I'm done shaggin I get out the bed wipe me cock on the curtains and she hits the fookin roof!"

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